RudeBarb Compote

Sometimes I just want to be rude.  There, I admitted it.  Rude Barb.  Just imagine letting all those nasty thoughts boil over and make a huge sticky mess. To Just Be Rude.  But no, I’d better think twice about that one, simmer down and exercise a little self-control.

So…  instead I vent by making something with rudebarb   rhubarb.  Anyway, here is a recipe for Rudebarb Compost Compote.  If you’ve ever felt like I do, make lots, spoon it over an Angel Food cake, cross your fingers and pray for redemption.

RudeBarb Rhubarb Compote

1 bunch of rudebarb rhubarb (about 6 cups vigorously hacked into small chunks)
1 1/4 cups sugar (to take out the sourness in the rhubarb, add more if really cranky)
1/3 cup water (to smooth over the situation)

Put all of these ingredients into a pretty little pot.  Stir furiously until your anger subsides or everything bubbles over and makes one hell of a mess. When all of that rudebarb is reduced to a pulpy looking mess, let it cool and put it into pretty little glass jars and give it to everyone so that you can feel better about yourself.

The End
To print a copy, click here:  RhubarbCompote