Sometimes I just want to be rude. There, I admitted it. Rude Barb. Just imagine letting all those nasty thoughts boil over and make a huge sticky mess. To Just Be Rude. But no, I’d better think twice about that one, simmer down and exercise a little self-control.
So… instead I vent by making something with
rudebarb rhubarb. Anyway, here is a recipe for Rudebarb Compost Compote. If you’ve ever felt like I do, make lots, spoon it over an Angel Food cake, cross your fingers and pray for redemption. RudeBarb Rhubarb Compote
1 bunch of
rudebarb rhubarb (about 6 cups vigorously hacked into small chunks)
1 1/4 cups sugar (to take out the sourness in the rhubarb, add more if really cranky)
1/3 cup water (to smooth over the situation)
Put all of these ingredients into a pretty little pot. Stir furiously until your anger subsides or everything bubbles over and makes one hell of a mess. When all of that
rudebarb is reduced to a pulpy looking mess, let it cool and put it into pretty little glass jars and give it to everyone so that you can feel better about yourself.
To print a copy, click here: RhubarbCompote